A friend sent me the following joke:
An attractive blond from Ireland arrived at the casino, She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped completely, rolled the dice, and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "Yes! Yes! I won!!!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other, dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know- I thought you were watching the dice."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are drunks; not all blonds are dumb. But all men are men!!!
My point here, is that no matter how great the guy is, no matter how intelligent, kind, sensitive, or understanding he is, he's still a guy. Which means he is still ruled by- his other head. Woof.
That said, we, as women, should definitely use this fact to our advantage. Men are so easily distracted.....
An attractive blond from Ireland arrived at the casino, She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped completely, rolled the dice, and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "Yes! Yes! I won!!!"
She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other, dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know- I thought you were watching the dice."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Not all Irish are drunks; not all blonds are dumb. But all men are men!!!
My point here, is that no matter how great the guy is, no matter how intelligent, kind, sensitive, or understanding he is, he's still a guy. Which means he is still ruled by- his other head. Woof.
That said, we, as women, should definitely use this fact to our advantage. Men are so easily distracted.....
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